Rock In The Dock

Big Bad John

Q & A with Big Bad John

Q) Do you know how much a pint of milk and a loaf of bread costs?

A) I'll need to get back to you on that after I check with the staff.

Q) When was the last time you used public transport?

A) Eh, now that would have been the school bus.

Q) What’s your favourite way to travel?

A) Well, it's not in the Captain's pink limo anyway.

Q) Have you ever been attacked by an animal?

A) I was once bitten by a dog does that count?

Q) When was the last time you cried?

A) The last time I heard Wooden Billy play the guitar.

Q) Have you ever been arrested and if so what for?

A) Yes, for playing Billy Rankin records in public

Q) What were you doing at 3am this morning?

A) Telling Phil Ma-Hole-In to stop phoning, he's one freaky dude.

Q) Which member of the Rock team would you like to be stranded on a desert island with and why?

A) Wild Willie and Jack, they’re both sound as a pound.

Q) What’s your fave drink on a night out?

A) Anything

Q) What song would you like to see deleted from existence?

A) Don Henley - Boys Of Summer

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