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Fool, April?
Posted on Tuesday 1 April
Merry Jape time at Rock Radio!
Yesterday, Work-shy Willie call's off this morning's breakfast show with 'the sh*ts'.
Faither Ted ask's me to cover.
'Is this an April Fool?', I enquire.
'Of course not!' he responds.
No option but to go in then.
6;30am-
I Fake surprise when Wildlife jump's out from behind the desk then fake orgasm as he pumps it to me live on air.
6;31am-
I go home again with the rest of the day off.
Huh? What's that? My show tonight?
Faither Ted's doing it!
Didn't quite think it thru, eh?
Gotta go, that's the pub openin'!
Good on ye Billy Boy!
They do 4 hours each, you did a minute?
Enjoy April 1st, wish I could get your shift.
Big Al.
(He can't even pronounce ZZ Top's 'Tush' right!)
The Local.
What'll it be, Mr. Rankin?
Grapes? Sour?
'Nay lad. Magner's Irish please!'
Willie not joining you?
'Too busy gloating, I'm afraid.'
Never mind sir, seize the day!
'F*ck off Boaby,just keep 'em comin!'
They asked you to come in 12 hours early on April Fools day? You then asked if it was a joke (which automatically destroys any potential "Slag-a-billy-ty" cos you have already guessed it's a joke). You are in the studio for one minute and then given the rest of the day off to drink beer and scratch yourself!
So... who fooled who? Looks like you won that round to be honest!!
Well done chap!
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