My life is f**king great! Look through the stuff below and find out my views on life and the world. I think it's interesting so don't really care if you get bored or not....but it's below all the same.
Posted on Wednesday 23 April
Thursday's gig at The Garage.
Father Ted say's he's got a job for me.
'Compere'?
Tom's doin that.
DJ?
The Captain's been briefed.
Underage nubile spotting?
Wild Willie's vocation it seems.
So what then?
'You're selling the T-shirts', barks the Tattie Muncher.
So Be It!
See you all at the stall then.
We,ve got 'Fat', Xtra Fat' and 'Oh My F*ckin Goad!', so I'll find the size for you.
Oh, there's mugs, pins, stickers etc too.
Here.
I'm a natural!
Do you play an instrument?