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Bad Co, Shirts to Go!

Posted on Wednesday 23 April

Thursday's gig at The Garage.

Father Ted say's he's got a job for me.

'Compere'?

Tom's doin that.

DJ?

The Captain's been briefed.

Underage nubile spotting?

Wild Willie's vocation it seems.

So what then?

'You're selling the T-shirts', barks the Tattie Muncher.

So Be It!

See you all at the stall then.

We,ve got 'Fat', Xtra Fat' and 'Oh My F*ckin Goad!', so I'll find the size for you.

Oh, there's mugs, pins, stickers etc too.

Here.

I'm a natural!

Comments (6)
1. Stuart
23/04/2008 10:20
He's got it in for you mate.

Shouldn't have done that thing with his Maw.

See you Thursday dude, mine's a large one!
2. thomas
23/04/2008 10:20
That's the Spirit!

Mind an slip a few bob in the back pocket for your troubles.

'Celebrity Celling?'

Only at Rock Radio!
3. jeff
23/04/2008 12:31
Mugs?

So you're not working alone then?

Can you get the shirts autographed...by Mick Ralphs?

Hahaha!
4. Davie
23/04/2008 12:31
Sometimes it's time to look your boss in the eye and kick his baws in.

This is NOT the time.

You've got the easy job, everyone will be too busy boo-ing Davie Grant for his crap taste in rock music.

Altogether-'Since you been gawn, Since you..oh, Fuck Off!'

See you tomorrow Del Boy, Sell, Sell, Sell!
5. frankie
24/04/2008 09:27
Hey Bill!

Why no try sellin the swag to Bad Co?

They Can't get Enough, apparently.

Hang on, wait!

What if they Feel like Makin Love?

Best send The Captain then.
6. douglas
24/04/2008 09:28
Need any help Big Nose?

Listen.

Why not bring a box of 'Baby Come Back' CDs?

And a hammer.

Ooh! Those grapes are sour!

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