My life is f**king great! Look through the stuff below and find out my views on life and the world. I think it's interesting so don't really care if you get bored or not....but it's below all the same.
Posted on Wednesday 14 May
After just one night on my regular slot, The Captain decide's to cast off the anchor and keel-haul the cabin boy.
Yep, they've put me in charge of the ship for the next 2 weeks and those b*st*rds Phil and Ted get to ruin my night-time shows!
When do I stop being the 'New Boy'?
Do you play an instrument?