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Posted on Wednesday 19 November
Wednesday the 19th of November today and former Guns & Roses (and current Velvet Revolver) drummer Matt Sorum turns 48 today!
If you're a fan of the movies don't miss out on our big Max Payne giveaway every day on Drivetime this week! We've got a goody-bag to give away every day and in it you'll find a Max Payne t-shirt, baseball cap and ripper wallet! It could all be yours for the price of a text so good luck!
And that's not an end to the winning, especially if you're a big Queen fan. Make sure you're listening next week as I'll have 2 pairs of tickets for an exclusive showing of Queen's LET THE COSMOS ROCK' concert that took place in the Ukraine in September. It's a 'one night only' special screening and YOU could be there!! It happens on Monday the 1st of December, which is World Aids Day, at the VUE Cinema in Hamilton and is in partnership with The Elena Franchuk AntiAids Foundation, a cause particularly close to the band. As well as the tickets we'll also chuck in a copy of the new Queen album 'The Cosmos Rocks' for both winners so don't miss out on your chance to win tickets to the exclusive screening of the gig PLUS a copy of the new album!!
Our new Fill My Hole continues to baffles and bemuse and, so far, nobody's got it so there's another chance to win the Rock Radio t-shirt and Justin Hawkin's used snot rag just after 2 today. Some of the less dumb answers we've had so far have included COLLABORATIONS, DRUMMING, SOLO STUFF, JAMMING, EXPERIMENTING, ROCKING, BEATBOXING, FREESTYLING, CHANGES, REFORMATIONS, ALTERATIONS, RESTING, ADVENTURING, CELEBRATING, MOVIES, FILMS, RELAXING. DRUMMING, DANCE, TOURING, MASHING, PARTYING, FOLK, CLASSICAL, STANDARDISING, MOSHING AND CHILLING. They're all good but wrong so there's another chance to win just after 2.
Cheers to Brill Bill who sent us a list of the fundamental differences between men and women. Again, there's quite a few so here's the first lot……
NICKNAMES - If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura,Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT - When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though the total bill is only for £32.50. In a sad attempt to look cool, none of them will admit they have anything smaller or that they actually want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
BATHROOMS - A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
While you're here remember to check out the 'New Stuff This Week' photo album cos we add new photies every day! So far this week we've put up some photos of the Extreme gig at the Carling Academy, some of the Alarm gig at King Tut's and a photo of a woman pulling a truck! You'll find the 'New Stuff This Week' under the 'Captain's Snaps' link to the left of this.
Ok, I've had enuff of this so I'm off. Don't forget to check out the Daily Timewaster EVERY day….here's today's-
JEEZ, WHAT A DOG!
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