The Rock Radio Special

David 'The Captain' Grant

Funny Stuff!

Arf Arf!

Like you you mean? (Cheers Colin) You can make up your own gags here.  I don't want to get sued.  Again. (Thanks to Billy Kenick) Sneaky (Cheers Kate) I'm mysteriously attracted to her. (Cheers Colin)
Always good! (Cheers to Jackie for these 3) Rock N'Roll little dood!!! Be Afraid Somebody's got too much time on his hands (Cheers to Linda Dick for these 2)
Take a number! Exactly! What's the point?! (Cheers to John for these 3) Or I'll probably just go and stick 30p in the machine in the hall. Seems easier. Or maybe just too smart to fall for the whole 'you need to spend another £400 every couple of years to update your console and be cool' hype!
Fair enough, but if there were no pencils it owuld be harder to mis spell words, if there were no cars it would be a good bit harder to drive drunk and Rosie O'Donnell would still be fat if there were no cutlery of any sort! Or even plates.  Twat. (Cheers to Colin for these 3) At least it wouldn't crash! It'd be funny if it wasn't so nearly true! Oh dear.
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