Rock In The Dock

Phil McCrackin

Q & A with Phil McCrackin

Q) Do you know how much a pint of milk and a loaf of bread costs?

A) £1.50 bread – I’m lactose intolerant, so I can’t have milk

Q) When was the last time you used public transport?

A) Around three weeks ago

Q)What’s your favourite way to travel?

A) Magic carpet

Q) Have you ever been attacked by an animal?

A) She was a real beast

Q) When was the last time you cried?

A) I can’t I don’t have any tear ducts

Q) Have you ever been arrested and if so what for?

A) I can’t say, only it involved drinks

Q) What were you doing at 3am this morning?

A) Catching up with Sky+

Q) Which member of the Rock team would you like to be stranded on a desert island with and why?

A) Wild Willie, because I will be able to sell his teeth as lucky charms to the natives and I will make a fortune

A) What’s your fave drink on a night out?
Anything soft, I can’t drink alcohol any more, some vital organs now missing after years of abuse

Q) What song would you like to see deleted from existence?

A) All of the really bad ones where the bands are made-up of just girl singers who try and sing and then marry footballers

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