Q) Do you know how much a pint of milk and a loaf of bread costs?
A) No
Q) When was the last time you used public transport?
A) Last week, the train
Q) What’s your favourite way to travel?
A) Car
Q) Have you ever been attacked by an animal?
A) Not that I can remember
Q) When was the last time you cried?
A) When my granddaughter was born last year
Q) Have you ever been arrested and if so what for?
A) Yes for pinching an apple off a tree in Kirkintilloch when I was eleven
Q) What were you doing at 3am this morning?
A) Having a slice of toast and cheese and a mug of hot chocolate after a night on the town.
Q) Which member of the Rock team would you like to be stranded on a desert island with and why?
A) Lisa because she is a good conversationist !!!!!!!!
Q) What’s your fave drink on a night out?
A) Pint of heavy
Q) What song would you like to see deleted from existence?
A) YMCA
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