Q & A with Wild Willie
Q) Do you know how much a pint of milk and a loaf of bread costs?
A) I always nick mine
Q) When was the last time you used public transport?
A) Every weekend - taxi from the pub
Q) What’s your favourite way to travel?
A) My teleporter
Q) Have you ever been attacked by an animal?
A) Two weeks ago, she was a right dog I spilt her pint
Q) When was the last time you cried?
A) When I was told I was to teach Billy how to be a disc jockey
Q) Have you ever been arrested and if so what for?
A) Flashing
Q) What were you doing at 3am this morning?
A) Flashing
Q) Which member of the Rock team would you like to be stranded on a desert island with and why?
A) One of our back room girls – Lisa. She’d look great wearing just a fig leaf
Q) What’s your fave drink on a night out?
A) Anything
Q) What song would you like to see deleted from existence?
A) Anything by Justin Hawkins
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